You didn't think we had forgotten about the weekly advice dished out by Spencer Pratt, did you? America's favorite d-bag is back, and this time he's advising a gay man on how to manipulate and humiliate his straight friends. Spencer dispenses a golden nugget of wisdom in which he points out that, without evidence, you have no case. So that whole thing where you and Heidi went on every talk show imaginable and declared that there really was an LC sex tape but no proof — what was that about?
It's called taking your own advice. Try it.
YO SPENCER! I'm gay but I hang out with a bunch of straight guys all the time. A few nights ago, I hooked up with one of them; he then told all his friends that it had never happened and I made it up. I don't want to embarrass this guy, but I'm not a liar. What do I do?Next time you go out and party with this friend, make sure you bring your digital camera. When you start making out, take a photo and threaten to put it on Facebook if he keeps lying to your friends. In this day and age, you need evidence to prove your case.
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When there is no more room in Hell, douche bags will walk the earth.
*checks watch, looks to the sky, and waits for the rapture.*
Okay, I have to take back what I said earlier. Instead of using John Mayer to define the word douche bag, I'm going to have to use Spencer Pratt instead.
Whitney! No!
What I really meant was NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
i recently started a new job and have been too busy to hunt these hills posts like dogs in the night, but this one is calling me name.
so, here goes…
*clears throat loudly*
WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shakes fist*