Love, The World
Radar magazine continues its assault on the universe this week with another Spencer Pratt advice column. This time around, Spence counsels a young man who is suddenly on his own financially to find a rich girlfriend — which could be difficult, because he also advises to not buy drinks for girls. Oh, and buy fake ice, just like Spence did when he proposed to Heidi Montag.
Chivalry at its finest.
YO SPENCER! I'm 24 and after months of threatening, my parents finally cut me off. Do you have any suggestions on how I should budget myself so I can keep living large without going broke?Just keep up appearances. Buy knock-off designer threads, fake ice, go to expensive restaurants, and order only soup and a cranberry juice. Don't buy girls drinks unless it's a special case. Or just get a rich girlfriend. Nobody says there's anything wrong with a sugar momma if you treat her right.
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I just vomited in my mouth. Cranberry juice? A special case? A "special case"???????? WHAT THE FUCK????
whys everyone hating on spencer…i mean he is a total creep, especially that freaky white beard that makes him look like evil santa's kid brother..but he answered the question lay off
Yeah, he answered the question like a total scumbag. Every time I hear a story about him, it just makes me want to punch him in the face that much more!!
Hey Spencer, I hope your nuts shrivel up and fall off you little weasel bastard.
A special case being the guy is striking out and needs to use a roofie.
Please tell me this is satire. What a freaking IDIOT. I'd kill my son with my own hands if he treated a woman like that.
This is what Wally Cleaver would be if they had crank in the Fifties.
whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitney!!!!!!!!!
*shakes fist*
Omg Snacky, you just made me spit beer all over my computer. Good one.
i wanna see a bunch of girls telling him off, like high profiled people like victoria beckham or kimora lee simmons or someone! heidi ditch this loser
Do you guys have a vested interest in Radar Magazine? I had never heard of it until I saw it mentioned here and you mention it fairly frequently.
Radar magazine continues its assault on the universe this week with another Spencer Pratt advice column.
Probably because they keep getting linked by bloggers. Like Whitney. So stop posting the "column" every week and maybe Radar will stop publishing it.
someday it'll come out that he's a robot. no actual human being could be so pitch-perfect a scumbag.
my nikname may be sugar but it doesn't mean i'm sweet.
just like this website
lol