Yo Spencer, You're A Tool

Love, The World

Spencer Pratt's back this week with more words of wisdom for Radar magazine readers. This time he tells a girl to "give the guy what he's been waiting for" because he deserves it. And yes, it means exactly what you think it does.

Quite a catch, that guy.

YO SPENCER! I've started seeing this guy, but I want to take it slow. I've gotten burned in the past. He says he's okay with it, but I'm starting to feel like he's losing interest. Are guys really willing to wait?

Sadly, most guys are dicks and are looking to get laid. You may be the lucky girl that found Mr. Romeo, but not likely. Sorry. I would advise that unless you're a born-again virgin who wants to keep it that way, give the guy what he's been waiting for. If he deserves it. If you're not ready, you're not ready. No guy should make you feel obligated to have sex with him.

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Apr 3, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 11 Responses

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Tagged: Bad Ideas, Radar, Spencer Pratt, The Hills

Comments (11)

No. 1 admittedlyaddicted says:

douche bag.

Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 11:15 am

No. 2 Lisa (#1) says:

So many layers of hate! So only "born again" virgins should NOT "give the guy what he's been waiting for"? The rest are just dirty, nasty sluts are just supposed to give it up right? Because once you are no longer a virgin there is no real reason not to have sex with a guy. Fucking sexist.

And he doesn't even have the balls to stick to being a sexist. "If he deserves it." So basically, do what he wants, unless you don't want to - then do what you want, which is doing what you fucking want to begin with, tool. Or, more precicely, do what you want, but feel bad about it if it isn't having sex.

Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 11:20 am

No. 3 deimos says:

why are we being punished with daily hills posts?

Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 12:25 pm

No. 4 yieldtothemadness says:

whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitneyyyyyyy!!

*shakes fist*

deimos, you can join our campaign. so far it's me, cooter, lisa, and qc.

we shall overcome!

Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 12:53 pm

No. 5 deimos says:

count me in. i've considered killing myself in the face every day this week because of the hills.

Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 12:57 pm

No. 6 86 the hills (coot) says:

ALLLLLLL ABBBBBOOOOOOOOOARD!!!!!

Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 1:27 pm

No. 7 janice says:

Aw, I love the Yo Spencer! recaps. It's like watching lemmings walking off cliffs.

Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 2:51 pm

No. 8 YerMom says:

He should have just posted the last line, now that would be talent.

Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 3:53 pm

No. 9 Sugar Magnolia says:

Someone shoot him already.

Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 4:03 pm

No. 10 no more the Hills! (mae) says:

Shoot all of them!

Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 4:58 pm

No. 11 Mike says:

What a tool

Posted: Apr 3, 2008 at 6:22 pm