'Remember Me? Yoko! It's Me: Yoko!'

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Because she knows she's nothing but an urban Wiccan without the memory of her dead husband to give her street cred, Yoko Ono has again reminded the world that she used to be married to John Lennon, the best Beatle. This time it's to stand up for vegan maniac Heather Mills, the woman recently awarded $50 million in her divorce from Paul McCartney.

… Ono, who is 75, said: "All I can say is it's not very easy for a woman to be associated with The Beatles.

"I think all the wives did suffer, and I think quietly suffer. Suffer but endured, I would actually say."

She [said] that Heather needed to "do her very best and try to survive".

Everyone, please, bow your heads now and pray that Heather Mills finds a way to "survive" with that paltry 50 million fucking dollars. And also pray that Yoko finally gets her wish to live on Jupiter with space frogs.

Apr 4, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 11 Responses
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  • Comments (11)

    No. 1 m says:

    thank you cord. heather was married to paul for only five years and walked away with a staggering 50 million dollars! and she has the nerv to portray herself as a victim. its an insult to our intelligence.

    Posted: Apr 4, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    No. 2 Stunner says:

    The real victim is their daughter who is forced to travel coach…..when I was her age "traveling" meant going to the local park. I'm sorry neither Heather nor Beatrice live in poverty.

    Posted: Apr 4, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    No. 3 Elizabeth99 says:

    She really needs to shut her hole. Everytime she opens it she says something stupid like this. Linda McCartney never had a problem being hated b/c she wasn't worthy of being hated like Yoko and Heather are. People don't like you b/c your a huge biotch… not b/c you're married to a Beatle.

    Posted: Apr 4, 2008 at 3:21 pm
    No. 4 Erica says:

    Yeah… I don't think people hated Linda like they do Yoko and Heather. Heather is a gold digger, and Yoko broke up the Beatles.

    Posted: Apr 4, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    No. 5 Vaquera says:

    Are you kidding? Most people LOVED Linda. They made fun of her singing once in a while, but people really liked her. I don't recall ever hearing anyone slag Olivia (George's widow) either. Doesn't do much to support Yoko's "pity us poor Beatles' wives" plea. Boo hoo!

    Posted: Apr 4, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    No. 6 Ruby Jackson says:

    Ringo was married to Maureen Cox, and there's no bad feelings about her, either. And besides, Yoko, it's not like Heather was married to a Beatle while he was *with* the Beatles. What's there to endure?! A luxurious lifestyle of leisure and travel, all paid for by someone else, by their hard work. Sheesh.

    Posted: Apr 4, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    No. 7 queencrone says:

    Is Yoko a wiccan? A current wiccan? She wasn't at the Spring Equinox. I never see her at the meetings.

    Posted: Apr 4, 2008 at 10:29 pm
    No. 8 jena says:

    what's the point of calling heather a vegan maniac? the whole not wanting to hurt animals thing is probably the best aspect of her personality. why not call her a gold-digging maniac, or a

    Posted: Apr 4, 2008 at 11:24 pm
    No. 9 jena says:

    … or a harridan, or something else more fun?

    Posted: Apr 4, 2008 at 11:25 pm
    No. 10 beatleshistory says:

    you guys need to do your beatles history.

    john became OBSESSED with yoko, a nyc artist long before she met him and had/has a career and plenty of money of her own.

    she was most definitely NOT a gold-digger.

    Posted: Apr 7, 2008 at 10:59 am
    No. 11 Mr. T says:

    Yoko's family is very wealthy but the Japanese thinks Yoko's pretty flaky.

    Posted: Apr 7, 2008 at 1:26 pm
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