The 2007 Food Bank of New York Can-Do Awards were held last night in New York. In attendance were David Bowie, Iman, Michael Stipe, co-chair Mario Batali, Patti Smith, Helena Christensen and Kate Bosworth.
This year's honorees included U2 guitarist The Edge and Jimmy Fallon, for their dedication to helping end hunger in New York City. Later, the bevy of aged models in the audience were all lauded with "Lifetime Achievement in Suppression" awards, honoring those New Yorkers whose strict abstinence in the face of food meant more for the homeless.
Congrats, all!
PS Can someone tell Batali to cool it with the butter and olive oil? He's my favorite, and if we goes from heart failure we're stuck with Paula Deen and Rachael Ray.
PPS It looks like The Edge continues to take coping with baldness tips from Britney Spears. He's effectively ruined his suit with a goddamn "formal beanie" that makes him look like a middle aged "punk" at prom.
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Why don't more people consider Bowie and Iman our royalty (rather than Brangelina)? I mean, these two figs are two icons of their respective industries.
Too funny about Lifetime Award!
Iman is certainly a lovely woman, but she really should be that gigantic bunion on her foot looked at. Man, that has GOT to be uncomfortable.
Kate Bosworth: Hideous dress to go with hideous hair, makeup and face! Wrong shoes for the dress, too.
Iman: Those feet! Is that a big-ass bunion on her right foot? Get thee to a podiatrist! Shoes are too long, too.
That other person: Tranny?
Can someone look at Imans feet please? Why would you wear an open toe shoe…bitchs' got juanetes
Hair. Great. Eyes, nose, lips, cheeks, ears, neck, breasts, shoulders, elbows, forearms, fingers, torso, legs, ankles, arches. Great, great, great, excellent, great, excellent, glorious, gorgeous, great, excellent, perfect, fine, fine, great, excellent.
Toes. Horrid.
Proportion, people. The woman is divine.
Kate looks terrible!
Judging by the pic, I think Emeril is poised to give Batali some stiff (pun intended) competition in the Crisco-sponsored race-to-the-(literal)-death stakes.
Yikes. When did he turn into such a mountainoid?
Bowie looks like shit; Mario is gonna to fuckin' explode; and howcome we never see Michael Stipe with a boyfriend? Can you be a closet case if you're out?
Isn't it odd that a foodbank would be honoring people, three of which are women who look anorexic and a chef who clearly could stand to miss a meal, or ten?
Maybe they could feed more people if they didn't spend so much money honoring people who don't care about another award show and just want a photo-op.
Cord, easy on Paula - it's refreshing to see someone so obsessed with butter these days! ;)
Kate Bosworth looks great! She's gained some weight and seems much healthier than a few months ago. I hope she will keep it up.