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Despite receiving anything but positive reviews, Heidi Montag's debut single "Higher" reached No. 7 on the iTunes Top 10 pop chart.

"Looks like all the haters are also buying it!" The Hills star tells Us Weekly…

Heidi, of course, is wrong. The haters aren't buying it, but she's mistaken in thinking that they mattered in the first place.

What Heidi's not understanding is the huge elephant that looms in every room in every place of media in New York and Los Angeles: By and large, people on the coasts who write blogs and magazines and newspapers – and the "haters" who love them – DON'T MEAN SHIT to the rest of the world. For everyone opening up "the Times" to read about the decline of American music, there's 25 other people ordering bacon cheeseburgers, voting for Huckabee and downloading Heidi Montag songs.

Fuck us, Heids! You win!

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Feb 13, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 9 Responses
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  • Comments (9)

    No. 1 Lily the Pink says:

    Well put. It makes me wince and die a little inside thinking about it, but well put…

    Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    No. 2 Celebridiot says:

    That video was incredible and if you say otherwise you are crazy! I actually laughed while i type that line. Worst video ever…the Paris Hilton sex tape had better audio and picture - and it was shot with night vision.

    Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 4:46 pm
    No. 3 long ass lips says:

    My god. Sign of the apolocypse #367.

    Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 4:50 pm
    No. 4 Lisa sans Full Force says:

    Know what I just noticed? When she went in for her nose job, she got the "Tori Spelling."

    Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 4:51 pm
    No. 5 vagarious says:

    I actually screamed at the computer when I read this post, I think this crap is finally taking its toll on my ailing body, I can't take it anymore. And as for her nose, if she was gonna get it fixed, why the hell didn't she get it fixed, its still fucking ugly.

    Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 5:19 pm
    No. 6 jujubees says:

    Everytime I see this picture I want to take those glass and shove them in their ears.

    Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 7:03 pm
    No. 7 blah says:

    There's something very "off" about Spencer. Not the gay thing, but there's just something really not right about him other than the obvious. Something about him screams alterior motives to me. He just tries so hard to be so put together.

    Posted: Feb 13, 2008 at 11:43 pm
    No. 8 nene says:

    What's the red stuff in Spencer's glass? Did he just scrunch up his napkin and stick it in there to soak up the foam?

    Posted: Feb 14, 2008 at 3:00 am
    No. 9 bluejeanbaby says:

    Well, I know this sounds crazy, but I can't hate on Heidi anymore. She looks pretty in this picture, and even though I didnt care for the video, she is just a small town girl trying to follow her dreams. I give anyone kudos for that. She also tried many times to make up with Lauren and she seemed genuine in her attempts. When all is said and done, I think deep down she has a good heart.

    Posted: Feb 14, 2008 at 12:50 pm
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