Psst, Pam is a Canadian. Not our fault.

You joke but I'm pretty sure that Pam Anderson is dead - on the inside - how else to explain mating and, gah! marrying (albeit briefly) Kid Rock. You'd have to be a little dead somewhere to do that.

And Dita that is one fetching wool suit you are rocking. I'm gonna need you to just mail the whole outfit - including shoes - to my house.

id do it with red shoes, personally

Dita, you're supposed to use the brand that covers gray.

I like the shoes, but red would work too.

I am going to side with April here. Red shoes would really have made this outfit an 11 for me. It's just a ten with the black shoes.

Everytime I see her I think she's just missing her 7 dwarfs.

BTW, I just don't understand how Sarko got elected if all the French HATE him. Maybe the people that bitch the loudest don't vote? Hmm, could that be what happens here? I just can't explain it…

I think so. I blame all those quiet aholes.

Red soles would work. But a little too obvious maybe? For a suit as fine as that one, I'm humbled enough to go matchy, matchy.

Maybe that is why he is such an America lover, he learnt that trick of getting elected when no-one actually likes you from the USA. ;)

Seee, and everybody thinks we're idots. Idots like a fox.

I think so too, seyour. I would have accused her of trying too hard if she wore the red shoes. And she would have been like, Say that to my face. And I'd be like, je ne parle pas anglais. or francaise. je parle rusky. babushka!

What's up with Cord? I deliberately provoked him twice in this thread alone, and I get no "Best."

I am hurt… hurt, I tell you.

Sar, I almost fell off my chair with titters.

ET, maybe he's googling a link so that he's comeback will have that much more sting to it. You know the boys loves his links, loves 'em. Can't get enough of them links. "More links, Cord". "Yes, please Auntie Phylis." Who's job was it to click on those things and, gasp, read the information? I'm sure a while ago someone volunteered to take one for the team…

I think it was Lale?

He's probably Googling something to undermine our communal love of red shoes. I'm pretty sure he hates when the comment threads devolve (evolve, if you ask me) into discussions about how rad Dita's shoes are. And that sounds like a personal problem he'll just have to deal with.

Cord, your intelligence and wit is lost on the masses.

I can't believe Cord didn't "Best" someone on the "Cops" thread yesterday. Rusty6 seemed to be begging for a besting.
Which reminds me, where's Garcon, that little ray of sunshine Dude?

LALE!

Wait a second…Both Garcon AND Kitchy have vanished. Methinks there is some hijinks afoot here. Kitchy is having my crackhead baby Garcon…you back off before I give you a doin' !

Yes, it's fine to kick me. I am lying in the supine position as we speak. If no one else does it, I will. Chrissy, over on the wall, bring me the big knife. I want to cut my throat.

I love Dita! Cord is extra grumpy today.

i dont think cord is grumpy today, clearly the beachedwhale is

I guess being beached will do that to a whale.

oh i agree, i can totally understand where the ander is coming from, its so hott and sticky and smelly, and the end result is you die.. i'd be grumpy too.

hey, I hope you aren't referring to me as the beached whale, since Monday in the Angelina Jolie thread I said compared to her I was one. :)

I love red shoes, but I'm sure that Cord is googling a link to prove that girls who wear red shoes are communists…or scientologists…either really.

No, JLo is the beached whale. Did you check Shamu in that green frock?

I am a communists, we aren't allowed to wear anything other than red shoes. We had to stop wearing red shoe laces though after that cease and desist letter from the skinheads. Gahhhh, hate them.

Yeah…was beachedwhale insulting us? I was trying to be positive and think "the dude" was saying that us hand full of Cordites were the only ones who appreciated and understood his wit and intelligence. We're really not much of a mass, a mess perhaps, but not a mass. Well, shows what I know…

I think JLo should have worn the red shoes with the green dress, you know, a Christmas theme. It would have taken the attention off of her FUPA and badonkadonk. And anyways, from a distance those shoes make her look like an old man on the beach.

I hope I'm not a mass. I do admit I ate a Snickers bar and don't feel very good about it.

My grandpa was a fan of the socks and sandals look. He would never wear a dress like that though. Uncle Sany would have, he has bad taste.

Badonkadonk=Ridonculous

Did you guys ever watch MST3K? That show where two robots and an astronaut were stranded on a satellite in outer space and forced to watch really, really bad Sci-Fi movies and kept a string of sarcastic commentary going throughout? I don't know why I thought of that just now…

It's my number 3 on my top 10 list or fave shows. It had to go under ABFAB. That was a tough call. I miss you Joel.

juju, this for you; http://pumamansong.ytmnd.com/
"Puma Man, he flies like a moron da da da da…"

you were a joel fan? i liked mike.

I didn't think Dita had fake tits? They're big but not curiously round or high they always seemed pretty natural to me. If so she has a great plastic surgeon.

I liked Mike too. His face was…beefier. I desperately miss that show.

hi face was.. cuter. i do too.

Which guy was first? Mike or Joel? I always liked the first one. Did anyone see Manos, hands of fate? Sweet jeebue WORST/BEST movie EVER

I am remembering the one with the really pretty blond 70s guy who wore the teeny tiny short shorts. I think it was about clones. I wonder if I can rent that….

Joel was first. He was just so deadpan it cracked me up even more. He must have been high.

MST3K is my favorite show of all time (I'm in Mike Nelson's top friends on his MySpace, no big deal.) But I love Mike and Joel both EQUALLY.

Here in Chicago, a theater troupe is putting on "Manos the Hands of Fate: The Rock Opera" and I'm so there.

SHUT UP. HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN MEATYFACE'S TOP FRIENDS!

Oh and sar, the movie you're thinking of is "Parts: The Clonus Horror" which was ripped off in the Michael Bay classic (shakes head no) "The Island."

Because Mike and his face LOVE me! Actually I'm just a regular commenter on his blog. My plan is to suck up until he hires me to come work for Rifftrax with him (if you miss MST, seriously, rifftrax.com, it's Mike and Bill and Kevin that played Tom and Crow (Bill was Sci-Fi era Crow) and they just do the same thing).

Guys my nerdiness is lifting me up where I belong and I'm really stoked geeking out right now. I might need someone to talk me down.

Yes! That was it!!!

I'm partial to that Gila monster episode. I love me a good reptile flick.

Manos Opera!!?? Oh sweet jeebus please let me know if you go. How rad is that?

I can't decide, Manos or, Tori and Dean in Chicago?

"A Date With Your Family" is one of my favourites. "Emotions are for ethnic people." I am such a geeky nerd…

Ha bedbugs, I love that one.

"Goodnight, and remember, when you touch yourself, the saints cry."

"There! I think I've taught you not to rebuff my wiener innuendo!", Laserblast.

She needs to seriously tell us who designs her clothes and then make it accessible to us normal folk. I would totally rock this…with red shoes.

BTW, you would certainly think that a country with 23% unemployment rate would find more time in thier schedule to vote rather than bash the winner.