Brett Ratner, the genius behind the Rush Hour trilogy ("Clichéd ethnic jokes since '98, nigga!"), has gone on record to say that the first time he received oral sex it was from a man. Ratner, whose films have grossed over a billion dollars (WTF?), goes on to say that he believes this type of thing is fairly common.
BR:My first blow job was from a man, but I didn’t know it was a man. That’s where that comes from. It’s based on personal experience. It happens to a lot of people.
PP: Is that common knowledge?
BR: No! Well, among my friends, but I’m not homophobic or uptight about it. That happens to a lot of heterosexuals. You meet a girl in a bar, and it turns out she’s not a girl. I think a girl should tell you if she’s a girl or a man–that way it’s your preference. It’s comedy.
He's right, you know—I really can't tell you the number of times I've accidentally gotten blown by a man. Sometimes I'll accidentally give the guy 40 bucks and a ride to the OTB afterward. Then I'll accidentally scrub my legs with bleach and cry.
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"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
Do you think he ends this story, don't you just hate when that happens and he's the only one laughing. Awwwwwwkwaaaard.
Ah, Brett Ratner, attention whore much? He's like that kid in high school who would make up random stories just to shock people.
P.S. Cord, sorry about your legs, but shouldn't you be scrubbing with bleach elsewhere after an episode like that?
Yeah, why your legs? That's way lower than the offended appendage.
Brett must've had ONE too many brewskis for him NOT to realize he was bringing home (or to the car) a she-male! NO wonder Rebecca is not "Mrs. Ratner"!
So its no coincidence he's into Jessica Simpson then, traaaaaannnnyyyy
OMG. What?!
Cord, I'm kinda amazed at your commentary. It seems very unlike you. ;)
I do know one person to whom this happened (he used to build houses with my husband). He's got a borderline IQ, and it was several years ago when his friends got him into doing crack with them…but still, it happened.
The question I always had was "why did you share this information about yourself?". He was so oblivious to the fact that my husband and their boss laughed about this and many other things behind his back.
i guess the answer to is this common knowledge is yes.. as he shared it in an interview.
why would you share this infomration.. man or no man, why would one talk about thier first blow job and ALSO he picked her up in a bar? How freakin' old was he?!?!
(i agree alycia. very surprised.)
I know April! I rather like it! :)