Watch your ass Cord. I remember a little post not to long ago. Perhaps they are just tying up loose ends? I'd put that wig back on and hide till we tell you it's safe to come out of drag.

change your wig, that one is on film - they might recognize you. Maybe go darker? I mean blonde isnt your natural color anyway and we all know how you hate it when poeple have fake blonde hair.

Seriously who do you think you are, Beyonce?

Or Tyra?

There was some fierceness but it was still all lowercase. It wasn't, FIERCE!

Is Britney dead yet?

watch out cord, i don't want to hear about your apparent suicide. if you see any unusual white vans run for dear life.

no, britney spent the day getting tanned and going to dinner. bitch had a huge smile on her face the entire day. nice mother.

Dang yalls, watchin those babies is so hard yo's. I needed to get ma tan on. My dress musta shrunk too. I think I may need to get some short shorts cause my thighs are gettin all red from them rubbing together. Who wan'ts to go to Carl's Jr. I should do their new commercial all sexy in my bedazzled bikini.

I thought maybe she at least partied herself into a coma last night. Freedom!

She's way too happy to off herself.

DAMNIT! She's screwing me over. I was sure I was going to win the, Celebrity Train Wreck Death Watch. She's like one of those criminals on Law and Order who fake split personalities. Bite me, Britney.

gettin' rid of those babies was great ya'll! now i don't have to share my starbucks and cheetos with nobody.

Thosen damn babies took my pacifier and x with them. Selfish.

don't worry juju…i still have a feeling lindsay lohan will be the first to go. i just can't shake the feeling a massive overdose is on the horizon, especially having read this morning that her dad said that's he's going to "take care" of her and she'll be staying with him when she gets out of rehab in a few days. bye bye lindsay…we hardly knew ye!

except for your vagina…we knew wayyyyy too much about your vagina.

I still have nightmares about that cooter. Ahhhh, the firecrotch is coming to get me.

i have way more nightmares about brit brits… ick.

The worst part is we're in danger of getting a peek on a daily basis. Please Britney, get longer dresses.

I have dreams about the firecrotch. Pleasant ones that make me wake up and dance like Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music.

You think Linds is going to die before Brit? I'll take that bet! Twenty zillion dollars says Brit goes first ( I'm pretty confident on this one. )

you got it. you better have my twenty zillion ready by the end of the month.

i like lindsay…a friend and i saw "just my luck" yesterday on hbo…great/horrible movie (though it's certainly no "mean girls", by far my favorite…i actually paid money to see that one in a theatre and i'm glad, you hear? i'm glad!!) the girl has something. had something. it's too bad.

and i thought her cooch looked a hell of a lot better than brits. but neither is as bad as that rotting/diseased cooch of paris'.

a) i saw mean girls, freaky friday and confessions of a teenage drama queen in the theatres..
b) i already confessed i own the album AND one of many ringback tones on my phone is ms. Lindz (also, ms. brit, motley crue, brad paisley, sara evans - my phone is really a crap shoot.)
c) i'd have seen just my luck if i could remeber to rent/buy it

ill admit it i love lilo… and im so ashamed.

Hey! Juju..dont use my name in vain!

ok…i love freaky friday too. and i love "rumors"…i play it a lot. it's on my ipod. my deep, dark shame.

if you have hbo april, just my luck is on demand. i didn't like it the first time i saw it but by the 5th time, i was hooked, lol! cute movie…

confessions of a teenage…i can't get into that one. dunno why…

Don't tase the cooter, bro.

I love Lindsay too. Damn me. We need a support group. I also confess I have Britneys new song on my mp3. DON'T JUDGE ME

Wow, a Lindsay support group. That's a good idea.
Since people are opening up, I'll say that I even have a picture of her on my wall. Talk about shame.

You all should see Georgia Rule and I Know Who Killed Me. Don't believe the bad hype! They're classics, sophisticated and well-written. No, I'm not kidding.

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen is perverse though, it's got that Disney subliminal weirdness to it.

I love me some Linds.

That's so true about, Drama Queen. Something was really wrong with that movie. And not just becuase I'm too old to be watching it. I practically gave me an acid flashback.

Gorilla, do you really have a picture on the wall, or are you making fun of us. i need to know.

ill support you if you do, just call my phone and rock out to linds

lol juju…how retarded would it be if i said i saw 10 minutes of "drama queen" on the disney channel a couple days ago? it was just bad…not good-bad like "plan 9 from outer space" but bad-bad, like with anything with kevin costner in it. i am dying to see "i know who killed me"…still, i can't believe you paid money to see it in a theatre. you're brave gorilla…like cancer survivor brave.

i'm all for a lindsay support group…i can only admit it here but i love that mess of a girl, everything from her beautiful face and emaciated body to her old smoker's voice and horrid choices in cinema are simply fabulous!

I watched it too, james, but with my seven-year-old daughter. ;)

see evil you have an excuse to see all kinds of shameful crap because your daughter is so young. this is why it's not fair i can't get married to another man and have kids…forget the equal rights bullshit. it's all about using your kids as an excuse to do shameful crap you can't do yourself like watching kim possible. i want that right too dammit!!!!

james you can - you live in ma

oh yeah!