Heidi Montag just released yet another single to the masses, because we know everyone has been waiting on the edge of their seats for more "music" from the D-list loser. This one is called "One More Drink," in which she talks about getting wasted and going home with a guy. This all makes sense, because she hopes to glorify God through her music and claims to never drink alcohol, ever.

Jul 1, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 30 Responses
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    No. 1 Charley says:

    This is AWFUL……HORRID!!!

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 5:55 pm
    No. 2 cooter says:

    There aint enough booze in the world…

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    No. 3 Teence says:

    Talentless IDIOT!

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    No. 4 stopthemadness says:

    i read teence's comment quickly and thought it said "taintless idiot."

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 7:00 pm
    No. 5 boomchakaboom says:

    Dear God,

    Can you reinstate that "crazy connection" Heidi has with you and let her know her voice was not made for singing? Maybe you could speak to her and suggest her voice be used in evangelical tents spreading the word instead. That's got to be where she could be put to best use for you. Thank you,

    The World

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 7:17 pm
    No. 6 Haydn says:

    This is the sort of music they play to people in Guantanamo to get them to talk.

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    No. 7 maria says:

    It's funny coz the post right before this one was snarking winehouse's addiction and yet here you are encouraging us to drink to get through this song. PICK YOUR SIDE WHITEY!
    :)

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    No. 8 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    You know she has to be totally wasted to go through life with the "less cute twin." That "must be tough." Beavis is way hotter.

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    No. 9 jujubees says:

    Whitney, I really, really, really, like you. But this is beer 11 and, omfug, it still hurts. My ears are bleeding as we speak. I can't decide if this is better or worse than Mini Me porn?

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 8:56 pm
    No. 10 glrg says:

    this is veey terible she does not singer WHY DID SHE Rthis is I donnot like all this bad sinders. sound like britanie spear

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    No. 11 queencrone says:

    I may have to go into rehab.

    I completely understood every word that glrg wrote.

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    No. 12 jujubees says:

    No shit QC. The more beer I have the more glrg makes sense. I don't like all the damn bad sinders either. I feel what your're throwing down glrg. Word, to your're mutha.

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 9:27 pm
    No. 13 ChristianCakeBoy says:

    maybe if you stop blogging about this slag she'll fade away…

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 9:28 pm
    No. 14 glrg says:

    YOU ARE GUD PEPLE ON THIS MOLYGOOD HELLO JUJUBE and all!!! jujube gude candy I chokcd on grene jujube onc ewhen NAD SPIT IT OUUT THE WINDO then . it was "ok" but I dont eat them now IT IS HAPPIE DAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!1

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 9:37 pm
    No. 15 stopthemadness says:

    glrg, you might be my new favorite person. sorry keebler, you're out.

    (said project runway style)

    i hope we can still be friendz.

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 9:43 pm
    No. 16 stopthemadness says:

    it is happie day to us all!

    praise montag.

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    No. 17 queencrone says:

    I love you glrg! That's what I always say: if it causes you to choke, spit it out the window.

    Don't spit it on the floor. I don't want to clean it up.

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 10:08 pm
    No. 18 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    grlg. That's the sound a beer makes when you chug it. True story.

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 10:17 pm
    No. 19 queencrone says:

    I feel like I am talking to ET when I talk to glrg.

    I feel like I have turned on my HeartLight. I am letting it shine where ever I go.

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 10:20 pm
    No. 20 queencrone says:

    He/she's looking for a home
    Cause everyone needs a place
    And home's the most excellent place of all

    Heartlight
    Neil Diamond, BURT BACHARACH and Carol Bayer

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 10:24 pm
    No. 21 glrg says:

    YOU ARE ALL SUHC KIND AND LOVLIE nice, nice. stopethemadness I read you page it is funy CUTE PITCURE OF DOGGIE!!!!!!!!!1 candyland gud game I plaid with neice and cosins

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 10:29 pm
    No. 22 queencrone says:

    hey, ahem, glrg. You haven't mentioned me by name yet. Just so you know. Okay.

    Also, ET is a reference to a very beloved movie from the early 80's. ET was the main beloved character.
    A memorable top 40 song resulted for BURT BACHARACH and other contributers. Just remember the name BURT BACHARACH. This man is an amarican ICON.

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 10:41 pm
    No. 23 queencrone says:

    BURT BACHARACH is also an American ICON as well.

    Note to glrg:
    I am correcting my spelling error in my last sentence with panache and subtle humor.

    You don't need to even try to attemt the spelling corrections at this point. I am just showing off.

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 10:45 pm
    No. 24 queencrone says:

    there is a "p" in attempt.

    I give up.

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 10:46 pm
    No. 25 stopthemadness says:

    actually glrg gave you a shout out on another post already, qc. :)

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 11:22 pm
    No. 26 glrg says:

    QUEENCRONE I DID SEE ET YES IT WAS I LOVD IT!!!!!!!!1 THAT IS alos a nice song and I have herd of BURT BACKARAHC a soundly name gud and. ELLOT AND ET A GRATE FRENSHIP what o cam drea, tpmogjt/ WRONG -not gud at tipe or spell–I can dreme about ET TONIHGT VERY PLESEANT :)

    Posted: Jul 2, 2008 at 12:15 am
    No. 27 queencrone says:

    glrg, I am glad that I came back here and checked in.
    :-)

    Posted: Jul 2, 2008 at 1:16 am
    No. 28 chellelee79 says:

    I think glrg is Courtney Love. Have you ever tried deciphering her blogs? Not being mean, I'm just saying.

    Posted: Jul 2, 2008 at 1:49 am
    No. 29 chellelee79 says:

    And I thank God that I am checking out this site on my iPod so I don't have the…ahem…opportunity to subject myself to Heidi's talents, or lack thereof. Now where's my felt hat?

    Posted: Jul 2, 2008 at 1:54 am
    No. 30 jujubees says:

    Sorry, glrg that I made you choke. I normally just get caught in people teeth.

    Posted: Jul 2, 2008 at 6:47 pm
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