And Now, A Moment of Sympathy for Miley.

Welcome to today's espisode of A Moment of Sympathy For Miley. Today we sympathize with her "please don't touch me" pose, signifying a lifetime of placating pervy old men against her better judgment. We know that posturing very well ourselves, and… We feel for you Miley.

This has been today's Moment of Sympathy For Miley.

Oops! What's that? My producers have just told me that our show has been cancelled.

Does anyone remember when Britney Spears had the exact same look when she hosted the AMAs (or some other award show) in 2000?

Classic.

And, please explain how Obama winning would open up the floodgates of….well, what exactly?? Old, pervy, materialistic black men with young, routinely objectified, materialistic white women celebrating holidays that neither one of them really understand? Or, wait, you must be referring to the glorious and boundary breaking mixing of race and culture for which we are all inevitably bound…Are you, like, Bahai or something?

Why does Miley look so nervous?

Maybe she looks nervous because LL still has clumps of deodorant stuck in his pits and it's freaking her out.

what a weird update to "bamboo earrings, at least two pair".

"what racists are worried Kwanzaa mornings will look like if Obama wins."

that is teh hilarious.

nothing beats back seat of my jeep. if you ever need cheering up, listen to the lyrics of backseat of my jeep.

"extensions on the carpet. that big brown round is my target."

"as i turned the corner starin' in your cornea. you're gettin' hornier and hornier."

i mean, really? reallY!?!?!

'satines_crotch' is it that serious? Let me guess you decided to grace the readers with your indepth, thought provoking comments. So let me dumb it down for you, sometime a picture is just a picture. Could it be that Miley may be trying her 'take a pic of my best side' approach? Oh and since you are so keen on flashback moments, look at damn near every pic this kid has taken and you'll see she always looks uncomfortable.