This picture brings to mind occasions when you break up with someone and go, "I don't care if I see that stupid jackass ever again—good riddance!" But then, two weeks later, when that "stupid jackass" comes stumbling into the bar you're at and starts making a scene – slurring their words and hitting on everyone within five feet – you're the first one holding them steady and calling a cab. Because as much as you hate them, you don't want to see them like that.
Clean yourself up, lady!
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I never would have guessed that JSimp could be the one to melt Bunnie's cold heart.
This photo brought to you by the Caridee school of makeup, and the costume department of So You Think You Can Dance.
and to think that this girl was touted as a hot sex symbol at one time. for shame people. for shame
I think Bunnie just wants to give equal time to midgets so he doesn't appear to be discriminating against them. Midgets have feelings too!
ok wither have an open back or dont.. sheer and baggy? terrible.
But it was be awfully hard to find clothes that fit properly when you're 4ft 6.
Wow…I didn't notice the back til April mentioned it…that is an odd dress
*must…shit I'm outta here.
the "jessw2" thumbnail has her looking a touch Nicole Eggert-ish.
Nicole Eggert is a good match. I was kind of thinking Ziggy Stardust. Lovechild!
Jessica looked like this through most of the marriage. I'm pretty sure it's what convinced Nick to get the hell out while he still could.
Jessica's inner dialogue: Need more Paxil, daddy wants me to do douche commericals now. I wish I was Ashley. Where is my girlfriend Ken?
My question is, why did he stick around so long in the first place? They dated for years before they finally got married. That's three years of dealing with her shit and not getting any noonie the whole time! Crazy
He was getting some sweet cash. I guess he could see the train was going to jump the track and he wanted some Manillafolders. I love that name.
Drugs.
I'd like to be a drug dealer in Hollywood. I bet they make the best money next to the paparazzi and lawyers.
I don't know, juju. I would like to think Dylan McKay is pulling in some serious change, but somehow I don't think so. I think they get high on their own supply too much to make good money.
That's why I was never a drug deal. I'd just go through my stash and give it away to friends. Not to mention you probably have to watch Scarface 3 times a day.
Wait. Did I miss a season? I knew Dylan did drugs, I don't remember him dealing.
I meant Luke Perry for real actually. I just like calling them by their character names. Luke is supposedly a big time weed dealer to the stars now.
Why does that not surprise me?
I would probably NOT need a safeword with Dylan McKay. Brandon Walsh, Steve Sanders and David Silver would NOT even get a handshake.
The first thing that came to mind is that she really resembles Squidward from SpongeBob in the first picture. But maybe I'm just crazy. Look for yourselves: http://boe.mcdo.k12.wv.us/bigc.....eavers.jpg
The first thing that came to my mind when I read this is that she strongly resembles Squidward from SpongeBob in that first picture. Google image search "Squidward" and you'll see what I'm talking about.
that's the most random and accurate thing ever.
Stupid is as stupid does.