It was funny enough when the Miss Universe pageant producers decided the best way to highlight formal evening gowns was with Sean Paul's "Give It Up to Me" (sample lyric: "You know you got the sinting inna me pants a develop and a swell up"), but watching Miss USA's knowing look of horror the moment before she drops was the real gem of the night.

There's probably a metaphor for American foreign relations in here somewhere, especially considering she was following Miss Venezuela.

May 29, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 8 Responses
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    No. 1 tlatzoteotl says:

    I'm so confused by the first few words in those lyrics. I don't know the song, so I'm trying to figure out what "sintin" is.

    Posted: May 29, 2007 at 9:27 am
    No. 2 tlatzoteotl says:

    I figured I'd go ahead and look up the song lyrics because, well, I was just baffled. I still am. It's the most retarded thing I've ever read in my life. Maybe it makes sense when you hear the song, but I swear I couldn't find one coherent phrase in the entire damn thing.

    Posted: May 29, 2007 at 9:46 am
    No. 3 MissV says:

    Not that I'm an expert on Caribbean patois, but this one seems pretty obvious…

    "sinting" = something

    Posted: May 29, 2007 at 9:50 am
    No. 4 tlatzoteotl says:

    Carribean, huh? It still doesn't seem obvious to me… "inti" does not in any way sound like "ometh", but ok. :)

    Thanks for the input!

    Posted: May 29, 2007 at 10:20 am
    No. 5 sara says:

    She's friggin' skinny. Like, TOO skinny.

    Posted: May 29, 2007 at 12:56 pm
    No. 6 evil twin says:

    I love how she just popped back up and pasted on that smile like nothing happened. I did that falling off a bar stool once. Just popped right off, and then came back up in a nice fluid motion and hoped no one noticed. I'm sure that's what she was going for. Bravo, sister. Well played.

    Posted: May 29, 2007 at 6:13 pm
    No. 7 Becca says:

    There has to be a metaphor somewhere in that video…

    Posted: May 29, 2007 at 7:49 pm
    No. 8 Dexter Street Lefty says:

    This is almost as funny as Miss Universe 1992, when Miss USSR took a face plant to "Informer."

    Posted: May 29, 2007 at 10:56 pm
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