And Only a Mildly Disappointing Adult

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Ever wonder what the heck happened to Jonathan from Who's the Boss or Ben from Growing Pains? Me neither! But occasionally, on particularly wistful—often warm—evenings, I do find myself with a glass of Cabernet and an aching desire to know whatever became of Winnie Cooper; that brunette harlot that left me broken hearted by proxy every time she tangled Kevin Arnold up in yet another cotton candy web of young love.

Turns out Winnie's now a mathematician. It also turns out that the quickest way to stop giving a damn about kissing someone is to face the reality that they're not a sun-kissed camp counselor, but rather a number-cruncher with a theorem named after them. Damn. I guess we'll always have Nurse Hasenfuss.

Check under the cut for more of your favorite crushes all grown up (yes, even Jonathan and Ben).

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Jul 10, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 10 Responses
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  • Comments (10)

    No. 1 Be Adequite says:

    You can take a quiz at the source of article to determine which 80s kid you'd be…I was Kevin Arnold. Sweet!

    Posted: Jul 10, 2007 at 7:15 pm
    No. 2 cdd says:

    Here's a good article on Danica from Good Magazine:

    http://www.goodmagazine.com/se.....ath_wonder

    Good Magazine, by the way, is great.

    Posted: Jul 10, 2007 at 7:29 pm
    No. 3 jill says:

    i cant for the life of me figure out who the second to last person is

    Posted: Jul 10, 2007 at 11:59 pm
    No. 4 jill says:

    omg its the girl from small wonder! i LOVED that show, it was so stupid! haha

    Posted: Jul 11, 2007 at 12:03 am
    No. 5 Alycia says:

    Holy crap Jill! I never would have guessed that either. I was in love with that show too…

    Posted: Jul 11, 2007 at 4:01 am
    No. 6 william_crown says:

    They should have taken a picture of younger sister Judy Winslow.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaimee_Foxworth

    Posted: Jul 11, 2007 at 10:01 am
    No. 7 Clambaked says:

    Why does Jodie Sweetin always look like she just crawled out from behind the counter of a Eureka Springs 7-11. A photo that makes Candace Cameron look so deliciously grope-able should not make Jodie look like someone that shoplifts from Hot Topic. But oh how she does.

    Add her 3am karaoke show and bravely serving as the "celebrity" face of meth addiction, I think Ms.Sweetin has unofficially declared herself the queen of White Trash Youth.

    Posted: Jul 11, 2007 at 10:03 am
    No. 8 Kitchy says:

    I hope Danica's not included on that list of "moderately disappointing adults." :) I'd be THRILLED if my child accomplished what she has. Plus she's retained some talent, has a moderately cute new show on LMN, and has a six-pack that makes me have a little girl crush.

    Posted: Jul 11, 2007 at 11:23 am
    No. 9 Narie says:

    Where is the original article?

    Posted: Jul 11, 2007 at 4:50 pm
    No. 10 Tastefulcelebs… Your Daily Dose Of Hollywood » Archive » Tc gets around the net during the afternoon says:

    [...] CoCo huge boobs on the beach- D-Listed Remember little Winnie Cooper? She's hot now!- Mollygood The New Jersey blackmail pictures has been released- Derek Hail   Webmasters wanna share some [...]

    Posted: Jul 12, 2007 at 1:35 pm
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