Broke up via phone. CLASSY.

And why, pray tell, if they shared the home, did HE have to move out if SHE generated the break-up?

Because she is a stone-cold BITCH. Who's Cash's daddy?

Michael Warren, he was on Hill Street Blues.

Thanks Cha Cha Loca.

Yup, that'd definitely qualify as "semi-famous."

Out of curiosity, is it Yaley or Yalie? I honestly don't know, I'm just wondering.

In an unprecedented number of agreements with Cord for the day, I always see it spelled "Yalie."

He definitely does look like his daddy, now that I know it's "Bobby Hill."

ET, I feel like I don't even KNOW you anymore.

I know, right? I feel like I fell into the rabbit hole today. :)

Evil twin, I'm afraid we're going to have to break up.

I'll take Yalie, but as far as your current trend goes, we're through.

Wait, Kitchy, don't leave me! *sob* Cord will post something again soon, and I'm sure it will irritate the shit out of me.

I'll wait until tomorrow to make my decision.

In the meantime, move your shit out of shared house, just in case.

Or out of OUR shared house, even. I'm in such a hurry to get you the hell out that I'm skipping words.

Is that your assistant ringing my doorbell? I'm just going to pretend I'm not here.

Hey, could you pick up some milk on the way home from the Beckham ball inspection?

Sure. Skim?

Please say skim.

Of course skim. Do I look like a whole milk girl to you? I like my bovine bodily fluids on the non-fat tip.

You are the best girlfriend ever, BTW. My husband always bitches about picking stuff up for me on the way home. :)

My husband always bitches about me examining other men's testicles.

Our husbands just aren't that understanding.

Who the hell do our husbands think they are anyway? Of all the nerve!

I know!

If I want to examine and test run some golden balls, then by God I will examine and test run some golden balls!

Can you make sure to have high-res photos in that report? Strictly for documentation purposes, of course.

I shall do my best. I shall also not include myself in the photos. Because no one needs to see that. Even Beckham will need a blindfold.

Oh stop it. You know you're hot. The real reason is you don't want Posh to come looking for you and beat you about the head with those breasts of steel.

And then she'd be bragging about it to all her friends saying how it was so major!

Hi ladies! On my way out but just wanted to say hi! Will be around more tomorrow :-)
In Cisco's balls we trust,
BA

That's a really good appetite suppressant. I'd like to poke my brain out now.

OMG, BeA! Just what I need is the vision of Cisco Adler's droopy balls in my head.

BeA thanks i forgot my lunch today and now i dont need one. you are the best.

PS evil, you can crash on my couch if she kicks you out

Great. BeA ruined my memories of Beckham's golden balls.

Just for the record, even though this issue was settled long ago, officially, it's "Yalie." And I think Yalies deserve a LITTLE more credit. They're not ALL bad. Several even read this website regularly, even win Someone Haiku every now and again. In short, some of us have good taste, but yes, some are assholes, I will admit.

Who said Yalies were bad? Cord's article implies that being a Yalie is part of what makes Cash a promising, good guy.

Careful cord, women dresse in oeasnat skirts armed with corn husts will beat your ass

clearly i didnt attend either.

*dressed
**peasant

They look like brother and sister.