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Here's a surprise: Kimora Lee Simmons is a diva. Who knew?
She demands that someone stand by and refill her champagne glass whenever it gets below one inch, that the water is Fiji only and that the place provide fans that blow on her in case it gets hot.
We are still confused as to why anyone does anything for this woman. What has she done, besides act like an entitled tyrant and design a crappy clothing line?
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I do the SAME thing!! Except it's beer and tap water. Then these peskey kids get tired of it and whine about having to get their homework done.
Whatever.
Seriously. Doesn't she have two perfectly good children for this? Why waste money hiring people? Wasteful!
Her neck is gross.
So what, she's drunk all the time…blah blah…
I am known to have similar demands when someone is foolish enough to fulfill them…plus a few more.
Is she pregnant in that picture, or merely proving how untalented she is as a designer by wearing the most unflattering dress ever?
My Favorite Tranny Hustler of culture. I kind of miss her and her down low former husband.
Loved the way thay would profess spritualaity and attaining enlightenment, all the while promoting and taking part self desructive worshiping of money.
For your viewing pleasure I present our very own Tranny "Kimora Marcos" and her Cristal Foot bath
1)
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2) Showing you her Gold versace throne (I mean toilet) and other items she was able to pillage from a murdered man home.:(You envy is required or the spell is broken and she will begin to age:)
rapidshare.com/files/14679844/MTV_Cribs_-_Russell___Kimora_Lee_Simmons.rar
I don't think she's pregnant. Maybe a cheeseburger away..
Oh I hope not. She's already raising a couple of little Divas.
Um, she was a judge on the first season of ANTM. So she seems entirely reasonable next to Tyra is what I learned.
She is astronomically wealthy. Apparently when you give stupid people a lot of money, they buy stupid shit.
Fiji water is full with arsenic. So hopefully she will be dead soon.
Alas my child is still a bit young to top off my Bud Light when it gets low…only a few more years…
I Luuuurrrve when I see her shitty ass shoes on sale for under $20 bucks at Macy's. STILL no one wants them.
I remember an interview with her in… Vanity Fair ? where she was rattling on about being anorexic ("Reeeeeallleee, my doctor thinks I'm like anorexic or something 'cause I never eat!"). Anyone that stupid - who clearly (1) isn't anorexic, (2) doesn't know what anorexia is, and (3) wears her supposed diagnosis like a badge of honor gives me just another reason to find her a complete waste of space.
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She is soo ugly and I hate her neck!! There is nothing that I like about her.
Baby phat is horrible. A whole bunch of gold and all things ghetto. KLS is actually decent, but nowhere near worth the $200 a single shirt costs.