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Here's a surprise: Kimora Lee Simmons is a diva. Who knew?

She demands that someone stand by and refill her champagne glass whenever it gets below one inch, that the water is Fiji only and that the place provide fans that blow on her in case it gets hot.

We are still confused as to why anyone does anything for this woman. What has she done, besides act like an entitled tyrant and design a crappy clothing line?

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Mar 5, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 16 Responses
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    No. 1 queencrone says:

    I do the SAME thing!! Except it's beer and tap water. Then these peskey kids get tired of it and whine about having to get their homework done.
    Whatever.

    Posted: Mar 5, 2008 at 5:59 pm
    No. 2 jujubees says:

    Seriously. Doesn't she have two perfectly good children for this? Why waste money hiring people? Wasteful!

    Posted: Mar 5, 2008 at 5:59 pm
    No. 3 blah says:

    Her neck is gross.

    Posted: Mar 5, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    No. 4 vagarious says:

    So what, she's drunk all the time…blah blah…
    I am known to have similar demands when someone is foolish enough to fulfill them…plus a few more.

    Posted: Mar 5, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    No. 5 Kitchy says:

    Is she pregnant in that picture, or merely proving how untalented she is as a designer by wearing the most unflattering dress ever?

    Posted: Mar 5, 2008 at 6:55 pm
    No. 6 Malcolm wilde says:

    My Favorite Tranny Hustler of culture. I kind of miss her and her down low former husband.

    Loved the way thay would profess spritualaity and attaining enlightenment, all the while promoting and taking part self desructive worshiping of money.

    For your viewing pleasure I present our very own Tranny "Kimora Marcos" and her Cristal Foot bath
    1)
    h**p://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/AlanniMonne/KimoraLeePedicure1.jpg

    2) Showing you her Gold versace throne (I mean toilet) and other items she was able to pillage from a murdered man home.:(You envy is required or the spell is broken and she will begin to age:)

    rapidshare.com/files/14679844/MTV_Cribs_-_Russell___Kimora_Lee_Simmons.rar

    Posted: Mar 5, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    No. 7 mae says:

    I don't think she's pregnant. Maybe a cheeseburger away..

    Posted: Mar 5, 2008 at 8:17 pm
    No. 8 a happy cooter says:

    Oh I hope not. She's already raising a couple of little Divas.

    Posted: Mar 5, 2008 at 10:27 pm
    No. 9 Frowny McBeard says:

    Um, she was a judge on the first season of ANTM. So she seems entirely reasonable next to Tyra is what I learned.

    Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 8:44 am
    No. 10 Fluffy T says:

    She is astronomically wealthy. Apparently when you give stupid people a lot of money, they buy stupid shit.

    Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 9:00 am
    No. 11 anonymous bastard says:

    Fiji water is full with arsenic. So hopefully she will be dead soon.

    Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 10:34 am
    No. 12 YerMom says:

    Alas my child is still a bit young to top off my Bud Light when it gets low…only a few more years…

    Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 10:37 am
    No. 13 effthis says:

    I Luuuurrrve when I see her shitty ass shoes on sale for under $20 bucks at Macy's. STILL no one wants them.

    Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 1:03 pm
    No. 14 Hey Cupcake says:

    I remember an interview with her in… Vanity Fair ? where she was rattling on about being anorexic ("Reeeeeallleee, my doctor thinks I'm like anorexic or something 'cause I never eat!"). Anyone that stupid - who clearly (1) isn't anorexic, (2) doesn't know what anorexia is, and (3) wears her supposed diagnosis like a badge of honor gives me just another reason to find her a complete waste of space.

    (blah)

    Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    No. 15 NE says:

    She is soo ugly and I hate her neck!! There is nothing that I like about her.

    Posted: Mar 10, 2008 at 10:45 am
    No. 16 Michelle says:

    Baby phat is horrible. A whole bunch of gold and all things ghetto. KLS is actually decent, but nowhere near worth the $200 a single shirt costs.

    Posted: Mar 15, 2008 at 2:21 am
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