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Angelina's forehead vein is counterintuitively attractive because, while it does initially give off a "worm on the sidewalk" vibe, it's a very obvious indication that her brain gets plenty of oxygen (a tremendously important trait of a healthy noggin). It's a mildly gross feature that's then made attractive due to it being a good sign of intelligence, like paper cuts from book pages.

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Apr 27, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 22 Responses
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    No. 1 ronnie says:

    Perfect.

    Posted: Apr 27, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    No. 2 hannah says:

    oh god, the vein. ew. why not analyze that lovely and heartwarming smile she's throwing our way? it's enough to scare the skin off a bunny…

    Posted: Apr 27, 2007 at 12:47 pm
    No. 3 jeannified says:

    She makes sense to me…

    Posted: Apr 27, 2007 at 2:18 pm
    No. 4 jeannified says:

    Angelina, that is! I like her!

    Posted: Apr 27, 2007 at 2:18 pm
    No. 5 BabyYaYa says:

    I just cannot stand Angelina Jolie. Don't know why, I just can't. She seems fake to me, and I find myself questioning her motives in a lot of what she does.

    Posted: Apr 27, 2007 at 2:30 pm
    No. 6 Neurosurgeon wannabe says:

    Hard to see how that vein can be seen as a sign of intelligence, since it has nothing to do with feeding blood to the brain. (It's outside the skull, dummy). More likely she's had one too many face peels and her skin is unnaturally thin. Also, there is some genetic disposition to this condition as well.

    At least that's my diagnosis. Please remit: $5,000

    Posted: Apr 27, 2007 at 2:38 pm
    No. 7 Cord says:

    Alright, alright. Well played.
    Best,
    Cord

    Posted: Apr 27, 2007 at 2:40 pm
    No. 8 Mariootsa says:

    I agree, BabyYaya. I think it all comes down to me never shaking the feeling that above all, this woman is addicted to being the centre of attention.

    Posted: Apr 27, 2007 at 3:45 pm
    No. 9 BabyYaYa says:

    Well said, Mariootsa!

    Posted: Apr 27, 2007 at 4:18 pm
    No. 10 Alycia says:

    ::snort::

    Great headline Cord - it fits her perfectly.

    Posted: Apr 27, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    No. 11 NARC says:

    VAMIRELLA VEIN-POP.

    SOUND FAMILIAR?

    Posted: Apr 27, 2007 at 5:07 pm
    No. 12 NARC says:

    DOH -

    VAMPIRELLA VEIN-POP

    Posted: Apr 27, 2007 at 5:07 pm
    No. 13 sally says:

    Now will people please stop saying how beautiful she is?? She is average…with very pretty eyes…AND she's a weirdo.

    Posted: Apr 27, 2007 at 5:10 pm
    No. 14 michelle says:

    Everybody talking about her natural beauty? Go look at her pictures when she was younger. Nose job…major nose job. No one ever talks about it. She had a weird playdoughy nose before. Wide and…just wierd. It sure looks alot more refined now.

    Posted: Apr 27, 2007 at 5:38 pm
    No. 15 evil twin says:

    Angie doesn't just have that icky forehead vein, her arms and legs are full of bulging veins also. I know she can't help it, but seeing unretouched photos of her grosses me out.

    Posted: Apr 27, 2007 at 6:30 pm
    No. 16 ronnie says:

    Perfect.

    Posted: Apr 27, 2007 at 7:10 pm
    No. 17 Renee says:

    Kim Porter, P Diddy's baby mama, has the same ugly vein.

    Posted: Apr 27, 2007 at 9:21 pm
    No. 18 gerard Vandenberg says:

    Her father had it right all the time. This woman really needs professional help. She is as pathetic as Brooke Shields because she thinks she can heal the world just by buing some kids. They think everybody should do the same. They don't want to argue about all kinds of subjects because they think the way they see it is the right way, BASTA!

    Posted: Apr 28, 2007 at 12:50 am
    No. 19 ambrosia says:

    gerard Vandenberg says:
    Her father had it right all the time. This woman really needs professional help. She is as pathetic as Brooke Shields because she thinks she can heal the world just by buing some kids.

    What the hell are you on about? Brooke Shields children are her own. She didn't adopt them. Did you miss all the "Brooke Shields while pregnant" photos? Have a think before you type such hateful, incorrect tripe.

    Posted: Apr 28, 2007 at 11:08 pm
    No. 20 evil twin says:

    He had a drink before he went a'typing. Not a think.

    Posted: Apr 28, 2007 at 11:22 pm
    No. 21 patty says:

    Angelina is one messed up woman. She is bi-sexual ( can't make up her mind if she's a she or a he?) She stated she feels less for her biological daughter than the adopted kids, because Shiloh was born to privlige, and therefore isn't in the category of "survivor" as the adopted ones are….former admitted heroin addict…..self-mutilation to enhance her sexual experinces…..and i could go on and on…..face it…she needs help….Jon Voight is right

    Posted: Apr 30, 2007 at 8:54 pm
    No. 22 liz says:

    you cant google pics of her when she was younger with a different nose because everything you type (ex: young angelina, angelina as a child, kid what ever) all bring up pics of her and all her young, child, kids ect. thats why she adopted them! so we couldnt find the old nose pics!!!

    Posted: May 2, 2007 at 6:55 pm
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