Remember earlier when I mentioned that the website with the Paris Hilton pics was totally useless? Well, for the most part that's still true. But there's one glorious photo in there that I thought you all should see. And here it is. Some sunburned jock with a shaved chest, covered in enough blow to keep the party going well into next week.
If you ever get bummed about not getting invited to party with famous people, just remember this picture and chill out. Because this is what it looks like at four in the morning if you're hanging out with Paris Hilton. A couple hours later this guy will have snorted up half the mound simply by tilting his head down and he'll be going "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and pumping his fist while you're trying to sleep under the hotel room coffee table. So glamorous!
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Brilliant imagery, Cord. Brilliant and beautiful.
That is nasty! And the guy looks like a BEACHED WHALE!
i would snort that all of that coke up in a second. even if that meant getting one of his chest pubes lodged in my nasal cavity.
I've gotta say it… I think its baby powder….she wants him baby soft!
Okay, I went to the site and was able to watch the clip…think youtube banned it…anyhow……She is smokin a big fat tampon in the video…love it!
You guys shouldn't assume that there is anything illegal going on here. I'm sure they just put some baking powder to simmer the violent herpetic eruption that Paris' snail trail left behind.
naturally, you'd first knock this clown over the head with one of the empty clicquot bottles on hand. only then it would safe to do a few runs down the slopes.
i think that's jeremy piven.
No way, that's probably baby powder, it's a cheap little trick by that cheap little WHORE called Paris.
If that was real coke, though, I'd fall off the wagon and knock down their door, clutching a goddam Slurpie straw in my hand. or an Icee straw, you know the ones with the little scoop at the bottom?
If it is coke it looks like it's cut with salt! It should look more like power. However, she could be cutting it with what ever white substance she wants; then bake it into crack, which she would trade for crank.
Either way we should all smoke weed.
Rock on.
For good or for awesome,
fr
looks like hand banana got to him.
Damn, Angela….you are about as bored as I am tonight……quit watchin the blogs you post……ahhaaa, and maybe I'll stop too!
Congrats Cord! You have officially attracted all the "coke addicts." They are CRAWLING out of the woodwork commenting EXACTLY how and what they would do with this "powder." I am SO glad I never did this "devil drug."
Imagine if Paris was around during Bret Easton Ellis's heyday. We could have read about her being "skull fucked," and then seen life imitate art. Hey, wait a minute … isn't that Bret in the photo?
Hi. You're stupid. Perez and Trent own you.
Laura, you assclown. Go chow down on your cud at another pasture, please.
I think this is baby powder too. I would just think that if the cocaine sat on that guys skin for too long, maybe he would absorb some of the effects (especially if he got hot and sweaty, ick). That's a lot of coke dude, and I don't think that the person (Paris) who bought it would like to see so much of it wasted like that. They use glass tables for a reason.
Is it just a coincidence that the site went live the day after she got her probation sentence and not before? Hmmm….
I don't think it's coke. It's two wastefull to be real and coke heads would not waste it. I have the video up and running.
Go to Parisexposed.com and you can see the video.
I think this is a waste of GOOD COKE
Persoanlly I think you should all jump off the wagon, Its for a bunch of quitters & dumped one addiction for another. Lets face it Gals……….. If you hada life, You'de be getting boned or making a date. NOT commenting on this absolute trash (although) I'de like to lick his chest clean. BTW any decent gay Guys want to relocate to Las Vegas? Great Guy here. send email. & erase this punishment called entertainment by so so many lonley frustrated ladies. (no offense) been there Girls.
vadgepatrol- I LOOOVVVEEEEEE the slurpie straw idea. that shit is hilarious
Zadzi, I like it when you call me assclown.
I call snorting out of his belly button, or better yet scoop that shit out with the straw. yum!