We're Going With "No"
Renee Zellweger, whose marriage to country star Kenny Chesney fizzled amid rumors that he is gay, has apparently not learned her lesson. Here she is describing to Harper's Bazaar a perfect night:
“I’m not a big scene girl,” she says of the celeb pack. “If I see the scene once a year, that’s more than plenty.” She describes a perfect night in: “Anderson Cooper would probably be involved at some juncture.”
That certainly would be…informative, Renee.
After the jump, some scary-ass birdhouse Zellweger built.
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That would scare the shit out of my birds.
Hell, that scares the shit out of me.
Next thing you know she'll have her sights set on Cord.
juuuuuuuuust kidding
Fantasizing about a perfect night that includes a gay guy isn't not learning your lesson. It's fantasizing.
I'd still love to have a night out (and in) with Kevin Spacey. Doesn't mean I don't realize he's gay.
Two birds enter, only one bird leaves.
Also, look at her. She looks like a young man now. Of course she'd want a guy who preferred a penis. It's the only way she'll get a date.
do we have any definitive proof she's not a man?
Oh dear, what is it that you call heterosexual women who are mysteriously attracted to only closeted gay men? There's a word or phrase, but I can't remember. Ladies (and James) help me out!
i know a dude who was spacey's personal assistant. he's a pretty good looking guy who ended up not sticking with spacey because he wouldn't perform his job on his knees after spacey made it fairly clear that's what was required.
kaiser soze rules!!
Well, I no longer have my Spacey fantasy. Thanks a lot!
blah, I think the term you are searching for is "jujubees."
Ooooh sssssssssnap.
I had a friend who for some reason only dated men that were hotter and wore more lip gloss than her. I mean, seriously, not to judge, but most straight men dont call other women "girrrlfriend".
OH, so you date a few gay men in your teens and early 20's and your labeled a fag hag. Nice.
But you know who's hot, Jake Gyllenhal. That guy is totally straight.
…and Johnathon Rhys Myers. He's so pretty.
I would have tried to date that guy in high school, yummy.
Is it me, or has anyone else thought that Orlando and John Mayer would make a good couple?
No. THey wouldn't last long with all the fighting over hair products.
I know, but they are meant to be together. They could host thier own commercial for Jose Eber or something. They are like Romeo and Juliet. I just don't know which one is butch enough to pull off Romeo.
Is it Wed.? Is it ANTM night? Hey dont eff with me I've had a rough week. I need this.
It's ANTM and Project Runway night!
We're all sick in the head. I just posted that on LCD. It's sew time, bitches. Make it work.
It's the holy trifecta! ANTM, Project Runway, and the trashtastic Gossip Girl.
I plan on being very hungover tomorrow.
I don't think I'm supposed to mix my meds with alcohol. WTF, I'm doing it up Britney style yall. Taco bell for breakfast who's with me? Chalupa time.
Orlando and John Mayer look way too much alike to make a good couple. It makes it all brother creepy.
Whats that yellow ring she has on? Is that a mini Lance Armstrong "bracelet"?
blah, was the phrase "homosexual lesbian"?
What's wrong with a wish. Anderson is the perfect person to wish for whether you are a woman or a gay man… heck, even a straight man could wish upon him. Anderson is everybody's shinny star!
is it just me or does she look like she has one gigantic triangle tooth?
she looks like a wabbit.