Just kidding! But where was Jake Gyllenhaal?
Chloe Sevigny came out and proved to me once again that I love pockets on formal dresses. Also in attendance were a porcelain doll named Emmy Rossum, Mark Ruffalo and a personal hero of mine, Robert Downey Jr. That guy went to jail for a year and came out clean and sober and kicking ass. I hear he's really into martial arts, which I always find to be an odd trait in grown men, but that doesn't shake the respect I have for him.
Oh yeah, Fred Durst was there. I can't stand that rap-rock clown, and Limp Bizkit was one of the worst things to happen to American music ever. Maybe he's the Zodiac Killer.
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Ahahahaha. Nice photoshopping, Cord. ;)
Mark Ruffalo's shoes are untied. It's like the icing on the pity-cake.
Chloe Sevigny looks awful, as usual, and reiterates why I think pockets on formal dresses are stupid and fugly.
Emmy Rossum is beautiful, but very pale.
Fred Durst actually looks kinda cute . I can't believe I just said that.
I cannot believe how good Robert Downey Jr. looks! Wow. Yeah Chloe looks fugly as ususal. I don't know, Fred Durst looks pretty creepy….
right on the money, cord. robert downey jr. did it RIGHT. no super fancy rehab to fix him. he had to go to jail to clean up, and it worked.
I can't stand that drugged out cock sucker Robert Downey Jr.
Holy crap- I thought Durst was a second rate Bruce Willis for a second…
I agree with you whole-heartedly about Fred Durst and Limp Bizkit. Terrible moment in the history of music.
I also somewhat agree with your statement about martial arts. Only somewhat. I don't know where Robert's interests lie, but there are many varying degrees of martial arts. There's just one place around here that teaches Kendo - everything else requires you to go to competitions, which is where I agree with you. Competition is child's play.
Check out Miyamoto Musashi's The Book of Five Rings. You may gain a new understanding of what real martial arts is all about.
I am so glad that Robert Downey Jr. is back on track. I wish him all the best. He was phenomenal in CHAPLIN…I don't go for CREEPY movies at all, but perhaps I could STAND the first half hour of this film just to see R. Downey act!